how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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