we made out on top of his cat.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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