The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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