at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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