She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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