Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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