Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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