so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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