I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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