Having a random hookup so left but love u
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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