I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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