windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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