If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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