I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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