Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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