$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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