sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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