Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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