Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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