YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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