Do vagina's smell?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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