I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
