dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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