I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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