So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.