I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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