covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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