my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Randomize
