If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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