is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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