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Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she smelled like a LAN party
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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