Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My Sexting was not on an AP level
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
