Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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