So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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