Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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