Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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