Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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