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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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