Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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