You work out of a Hotel?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
