You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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