oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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