I just saw a hot homeless man
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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