I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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