I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
