One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????