After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
tonight lets celebrate not being married
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.