You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing