she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.