Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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