I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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