If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Boobs are out for the taking
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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