But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
