he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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