I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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