its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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