Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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