Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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