I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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