So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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